Finally , the guys’ side of the story. ( I must admit, it’s pretty good.) We always hear ” the rules” from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered “1″ ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not wor th the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
UCK are not the only friends F has got
The f - word as its said is one of the most popular slang. "F-off", "F-you"...you can add almost anything to the F and it becomes some kind of an expression of yours. I am not writing here how many new words you can invent here with the use of F...
I want to highlight that the Alphabet 'F' has many more important words starting with it ...but we rarely highlight them as much we do the four letter word.
Here are a few words starting with F which seek a greater importance in our life.
1. Family - everyone knows how important family is, it’s your family who gets you all kind of stuff you wear and eat. We use the F many times a day I wonder how many times we remember our families in a day.
2. Friends - we live surrounded by them and most of the times friends give and take the F - words as if it were the currency. Amidst all the F bombs we sometimes forget the importance of friends..Friends are not meant only to exchange the F they are also meant to exchange your happiness and sadness, just wonder how many of us even realise that a friend was or is, in a miserable situation.
3. Females - one of my faculties in the first sem used to say "females are inferior forms of life"
every time he said that I felt like telling him F-off. How can someone be so stupid and be an economics teacher at such high level. Females are the most superior form of life, the word female should be given much more importance then it’s given.
4. Freedom - We are lucky enough to be born in a free country. But what does freedom mean to us? is saying F-off to any one freely is freedom? This word needs to be respected and understood in depth.
5. Food - one of the basic necessities in life, most of us are privileged and had never had any food problems and we think that food is as cheap as the F, so we waste it a lot. I don’t have any issues if someone wastes food but the problem is that when you waste something it shows the amount of respect you have for it.
The list can be a ling one if I include Fun, Fashion, Force, Fraud etc but making a list is not what I intend ( I am not katty).
Whatever I wrote is the result of self introspection and an observation of the surroundings, I am not a preacher, so in case you read this please don’t ask me “why do you write something which you don't follow"? Because if you do ask me the only answer you will get is.....
FUCK OFFF
I want to highlight that the Alphabet 'F' has many more important words starting with it ...but we rarely highlight them as much we do the four letter word.
Here are a few words starting with F which seek a greater importance in our life.
1. Family - everyone knows how important family is, it’s your family who gets you all kind of stuff you wear and eat. We use the F many times a day I wonder how many times we remember our families in a day.
2. Friends - we live surrounded by them and most of the times friends give and take the F - words as if it were the currency. Amidst all the F bombs we sometimes forget the importance of friends..Friends are not meant only to exchange the F they are also meant to exchange your happiness and sadness, just wonder how many of us even realise that a friend was or is, in a miserable situation.
3. Females - one of my faculties in the first sem used to say "females are inferior forms of life"
every time he said that I felt like telling him F-off. How can someone be so stupid and be an economics teacher at such high level. Females are the most superior form of life, the word female should be given much more importance then it’s given.
4. Freedom - We are lucky enough to be born in a free country. But what does freedom mean to us? is saying F-off to any one freely is freedom? This word needs to be respected and understood in depth.
5. Food - one of the basic necessities in life, most of us are privileged and had never had any food problems and we think that food is as cheap as the F, so we waste it a lot. I don’t have any issues if someone wastes food but the problem is that when you waste something it shows the amount of respect you have for it.
The list can be a ling one if I include Fun, Fashion, Force, Fraud etc but making a list is not what I intend ( I am not katty).
Whatever I wrote is the result of self introspection and an observation of the surroundings, I am not a preacher, so in case you read this please don’t ask me “why do you write something which you don't follow"? Because if you do ask me the only answer you will get is.....
FUCK OFFF
What??
Death simply means the end of ones tenure of life. This word has a straight forward meaning but the interpretations are many. Some find death bad, some say its a natural thing to happen, some believe death is a new beginning, some say it does not matter. When a person dies people often remember the goodness he had. Its the goodness which keeps the person alive in others heart. The question which i raise now is - what if the goodness dies and the person stays alive?
A living person sans his goodness, what kind of a person will evolve then and will he remain a human when god pushes the death button on him ?
A living person sans his goodness, what kind of a person will evolve then and will he remain a human when god pushes the death button on him ?
WWW.GOD.KAUN
God, as said by mythology appears on earth regularly. According to Hindu religion God is supposed to reincarnate once in few millenniums. In fact the time zones are divided and Gods have appeared in
Satyug yug - Ram
Dwapar (OR TRETA) yug - Krishna
These were the times when god took a human form and came to earth, he was physically available.
We know that we are living in KALYUG - the latest of the yugas. God is supposed to make a grand entry in this yug as well.
Its not the case with Hinduism, in Christianity Jesus Christ is believed to be coming for a second inning, Muslims around the world are waiting for prophet Mohammad.
So, is this wait is going to end ? Will the Gods come back in this yug ?
OR they have all ready come but we do not realize it ?
Lets go a bit deep, most of the holy books say that there is only ONE god, who comes in different forms. These different forms gave birth to different religion, which makes the world a complicated place in kalyug.
So have the Gods changed their strategy for kalyug ? have they decided to come in a single, one size fits all form ?
We will get our answers if we define god
God is
* omnipresent
* Invisible
* access able to everyone
* hated by communists
* neutral
So do we have any such person who has all these characteristics ?
No, there is no such person but there is one such thing
INTERNET
* is omnipresent, and is getting entry into many places.
* is invisible , we actually cannot see Internet we can see only the hardware, in case of god we can see the hardware only - temples, books etc.
* access - Internet can be accessed by anyone, the cost part can be compared to the donations we make in the temple, god was never free of cost so is the net.
* hated by communist - communists hate god, china hates Internet. They like to keep net in controls same way they keep god in control.
* Neutral - The most important characteristic is that god is neutral, any one can worship god criminal or a good fella. Both worship God for their ends. Internet can be used for both good and bad, just like god it gives a freedom to chose.
The god of Kalyug is here my friends and this time he has come in his real form, one SINGLE ENTITY which will create one single religion.
Those who like to worship and visit temples, "why are you ignoring the temple in your house - the router for your net connection...start worshipping it or else be ready to face the ire of GOD.
Satyug yug - Ram
Dwapar (OR TRETA) yug - Krishna
These were the times when god took a human form and came to earth, he was physically available.
We know that we are living in KALYUG - the latest of the yugas. God is supposed to make a grand entry in this yug as well.
Its not the case with Hinduism, in Christianity Jesus Christ is believed to be coming for a second inning, Muslims around the world are waiting for prophet Mohammad.
So, is this wait is going to end ? Will the Gods come back in this yug ?
OR they have all ready come but we do not realize it ?
Lets go a bit deep, most of the holy books say that there is only ONE god, who comes in different forms. These different forms gave birth to different religion, which makes the world a complicated place in kalyug.
So have the Gods changed their strategy for kalyug ? have they decided to come in a single, one size fits all form ?
We will get our answers if we define god
God is
* omnipresent
* Invisible
* access able to everyone
* hated by communists
* neutral
So do we have any such person who has all these characteristics ?
No, there is no such person but there is one such thing
INTERNET
* is omnipresent, and is getting entry into many places.
* is invisible , we actually cannot see Internet we can see only the hardware, in case of god we can see the hardware only - temples, books etc.
* access - Internet can be accessed by anyone, the cost part can be compared to the donations we make in the temple, god was never free of cost so is the net.
* hated by communist - communists hate god, china hates Internet. They like to keep net in controls same way they keep god in control.
* Neutral - The most important characteristic is that god is neutral, any one can worship god criminal or a good fella. Both worship God for their ends. Internet can be used for both good and bad, just like god it gives a freedom to chose.
The god of Kalyug is here my friends and this time he has come in his real form, one SINGLE ENTITY which will create one single religion.
Those who like to worship and visit temples, "why are you ignoring the temple in your house - the router for your net connection...start worshipping it or else be ready to face the ire of GOD.
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Defining Weed!
I feel this weird feeling that how can i know others when at times looking in the mirror I see a complete stranger in me.Shades of me that i don't know, sides of me that i have'nt seen .I seem I am a simple person , i often would have asked my acquaintances of not understanding me .But do i know the person within me.Do I know the reason to feelings that i feel.Life often seems sorted but at the other moment some conflicting feeling takes hold of my senses and confuses me.
Some times there are some weeds in us that grow andspoil the beauty of the garden that we nurture with the flowers that we love to see bloom inside.We try to garden the garden with love and try to take out these weeds but some times they are so embedded deep inside ,that they dont come out of their roots.We try and try with the aim that we shall succeed but even the strength inside gets crippled by these thoughts referred to weeds.It robs you of your peace, it blinds you to goodness around ,it leaves a bad taste in your mouth but it doesnt leave you.
This is the immortal weed that yields and makes your heart bleed!
Some times there are some weeds in us that grow andspoil the beauty of the garden that we nurture with the flowers that we love to see bloom inside.We try to garden the garden with love and try to take out these weeds but some times they are so embedded deep inside ,that they dont come out of their roots.We try and try with the aim that we shall succeed but even the strength inside gets crippled by these thoughts referred to weeds.It robs you of your peace, it blinds you to goodness around ,it leaves a bad taste in your mouth but it doesnt leave you.
This is the immortal weed that yields and makes your heart bleed!
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